Friday, May 16, 2008

Disappearing doctors... (Why Clinics Suck Reason #3)

When I graduate, I want this magic pixie dust.

You know, the stuff that all doctors use...especially Dr. Storey and Dr. Sod evidently. They are there...and then they aren't. I swear! You turn your back for ONE SECOND, then you turn around and they're GONE! They must walk with lightning speed to boogey down the hall that fast. And then it's not like they had a particular destination...they didn't go to their office, or to any particular room, or to the bathroom...they cannot be reached by pager/cell phone/office phone...they cannot be reached by overhead page.

They have just disappeared. POOF! I don't know how they do it. My current theory is that there is this secret room in the vet school that noooo one knows about but a few doctors. We have all underestimated their sneakiness.

However this all prevents the rest of us from getting anything done, therefore keeping us here extended hours. If we could all just get stuff done at a NORMAL pace w/o doctors running off into secret hiding places then we wouldn't be here all hours of the night and shit would get done. AMAZING what a theory this makes.

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