BULL SHIT!!

Just in case you didn't know...although you probably did, because I usually am the last one to be informed about this sort of thing...

BULL SHIT STAINS!!!

Now here I am thinking farm animal lasts only a few weeks...I can get by with the jeans I own and scrub tops. Since I can only fit into a few pairs of the jeans I have anyway, I should be golden. Right? Wrong!

I pull on a clean pair of jeans out of the dryer this morning, get to school, and happen to look down at my knees at some point early in the day. I hadn't done anything to dirty yet, but my knees still had that distinguishing SHIT color to them. Hmmmmm....however could THIS have happened?! When I get home, I pull the REST of my clothes out of the dryer...sure enough...the scrub top that had gotten bull shit splashed all the back of it...guess what was still stained on it!?!? Youuuu got it!

Harumph! These farm animal people should have told me to spray my shit (literally) before washing it...so much for THOSE jeans! Granted I'll probably wear them anyway because, let's face it...I have no money and would rather spend the money I DO have stuffing my face with food or booze so that I can no longer fit into those jeans anyway. ;o)