Friday, May 16, 2008

Why Clinics Suck Reason 2 (AKA: WCSR 2)


After the clock strikes 9pm and you just know that your dog has taken a huge dump right in the middle of your living room because you haven't been home to take her out...and unlike everyone ELSE in clinics...YOU do not have a significant other/husband/fuck buddy to let them out...you realize that clinics fucking suck. You are hungry, grumpy, and your animals hate you. And best of all...ALL YOUR HARD WORK WILL NOT PAY OFF AND YOU WILL END UP GETTING A FUCKING "B" IN THIS ROTATION ANYWAY!!!

Ahhh, but it gets better...see that slacker beside you? Ahh, yes, you know exactly who I'm talking about. It could be the case dodger OR even better...the HUGE brown-noser who you just want to backhand everytime they open their big fat fucking mouth. ---- YES ---- THEY will be the ones getting the "A's"!!!

EXPLAIN THIS TO ME! MUST I CHOP OFF MY LEFT BREAST AND FEED IT TO YOU ON A PLATTER to get an "A" in a rotation here? I'm sorry...was my spending the last ENTIRE MONTH of my LIFE at this fucking SCHOOL NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU??? PLEASE, TAKE AN ARM TOO! HOWS ABOUT A LEG?

Not only do I not get a life, but I have to shoot the shit with clients, wash dishes, clean cages, sweep floors, be your bitch, and then you give me a "B" when you weren't even around to accurately grade me? Why don't you just bend me over while you're at it? Granted B's aren't the end of the world here, but this is clinics and I've been working the equivilant of 100 hour weeks for no pay for the past month and I would like a little bit of appreciation. If I was going to get a "B" anyway, I would have just said "PEACE OUT" at 5 and hit the door.

OK grade venting done...for now...

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