The bitching must go on!

Seeing as how I'm not feeling incredibly bitchy since I'm on leave from vet school (aka HELL)...I might not be as pithy as usual. HOWEVER, since some people are being pushy for my wisdom and wit, the show must go on!

As I sit here, drooling with absolute boredom, I study pig shit (literally) like I almost care. Yet I can't help but wonder how many MONTHS I have wasted throughout my life, and especially in vet school, stuffing useless CRAP in my head for only one purpose. FUCKING STUPID BOARDS! After the boards I'm only going to flush everything I ever learned about cows/pigs/horses/chickens OUT of my head just like I've done after every test for the first 3 years here. Imagine how much more I could learn about the stuff I'll actually need for the rest of my life if I had the brain capacity left! So yes, when I grow up and am a famous/wealthy/cougar of a gal, I'm so making a vet school where you only have to learn the species that you want to learn. And to all of you who are thinking "but learning is so much fun" or "it's GOOD for you to know about all of them" ... you can kiss my pastey white ass and go and learn it yourself. I have far more important things to do...like continue to enlarge my ass and feed my food babies.

Oh, and I'm going to fail my equine rotation even before I start. "haha" you say...but I'm soo serious. It doesn't help that I don't give a rats ass about horses (sorry Tina et all) but what is up with the equine clinician world? Who keeled over, farted gold, and made them gods? Last time I checked, I'm pretty sure their shit comes out the same hole mine does...and I'm pretty sure it still STINKS! Maybe if i walk around like a chicken and boss people around it'll blow my ego up even more and I can continue to compensate for my other inadequacies. harumph. .. why else would someone go out of their way to be such a douche? Sexual frustration? Too much time with horses? All I know is that when they talk down to me like I'm a piece of shit...joking or not...I'm going to blow a fucking gasget! So yes, I may fail out of vet school months away from graduation because I HATE COCKY MOTHER FUCKERS who have to put people down!

Speaking of putting people down...evidently this comes with the DVM degree once you graduate. #1: cap and gown, #2: diploma, #3: arrogance accompanied by a titch of snob/bitch + knowitall. Last time I checked, when these interns started ... they were less than a year ahead of where I was then. Soooo, where in there did they magically acquire so much more knowledge...enough so to make them strut down the hall and boss students around like it's going out of style. It doesn't help that I'm probably older than half of them either...grrr. Even the residents are bitches..."i really want to work up xyz case but the STUDENTS always get to do it" Last time I checked, lady...this was a TEACHING hospital made of STUDENTS! I do believe we outnumber you by just a bit! If you want a crown, throne, and the rest of the kingdom...oh WAIT!...you're still a PEON TOO! So suck it up and don't take it out on the rest of us peons.

I have a whole anesthesia clinician bitch fest coming...but maybe AFTER I get my grade ;o)