It is amazing I ever get any studying done at all! Maybe if I put down my camera and stopped cracking up, it might go a little better...but who can pass up a beautiful day outside and the inevitable antics that accompany it!
I started the day being kicked out of my comfy pillow throne by a certain individual who think's she's a princess ... Yes I could have moved the Royal Pain-in-my-highness .... but seeing as how she's an even BIGGER bitch than I am...I let sleeping dog lie.
So I get up and let all 3 beasts outside while I lug my study crap out. It takes Tex abo
ut 5 minutes to decide his fat ass would get up on the roof...It must have seemed like a good idea at the time. It took Tex only another 5 minutes to decide he was royally fucked because he couldn't figure out how to get back down. He proceeded to walk back and forth across the roof letting out this pitiful "oh shit" meow. Was I nice enough to get the key, go to the shed, get the ladder, climb up and help his fat ass down??? Well of course...but only after I took some hilarious pictures of his dumb butt.
ut 5 minutes to decide his fat ass would get up on the roof...It must have seemed like a good idea at the time. It took Tex only another 5 minutes to decide he was royally fucked because he couldn't figure out how to get back down. He proceeded to walk back and forth across the roof letting out this pitiful "oh shit" meow. Was I nice enough to get the key, go to the shed, get the ladder, climb up and help his fat ass down??? Well of course...but only after I took some hilarious pictures of his dumb butt. 
It was a day of accomplishments (not necessarily meant by me actually acquiring knowledge). Jake so cleverly discovered a use for the gigantic hole he dug in my flowerbed. No wonder he walks around in a dust cloud and my floors are filthy! Just look how comfortable he looks...he made himself a fucking papasan chair in my garden!
Tex's accomplishment . . .after deciding NOT to return to his roof escapades. . .was to find a use for the hole in my bedroom screen. See it started out as a tiny hole. . .not even an inch in diameter (and was probably caused by the damn cat to begin with). It got enlarged during Gustav when I needed a hole to pass an electrical cord from the generator into my window unit. WELL...It still wasn't THAT big. Until today...
Hmmm...vas is dis??? ooo my head fits...hmmmm! Ahhh, I CAN make myself fit!
I think the best part of it was when he came OUT the screen, back IN the dog door, OUT the screen, and then back IN the screen...then decided it was all too much work and fell asleep on my bed.
Kassi learned that she really doesn't want EVERYTHING that Jake has. But she still has to neurotically insist she wants anything in his posession. Case in point:
nom nom nom...stick iz good! MINE now..ha ha ha Ok...what the fuck is this?
So who is more stupid? the original dumb lab for chewing on a stick to begin with...or the little one for copying him? (Or me, for thinking it was hilarious!)
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