...where baby birds come out of your ears and baby opossums try to bite off your fingers. The public thinks they are doing a good deed by bringing these creatures in...little do they know...
So first of all...next time you come across a little bird that seems incredibly helpless...LET freakin mother nature take its course!!! Before these past two weeks I was probably in your shoes...my heart would have gone out and I would have let out an "awwww", picked up the little thing and done my best to nurse it, etc. After seeing literally about 75 baby birds in the past 14 days from good samaratins such as my former self...I fully believe in the Darwinian natural selection theory. The first few were cute...now, after feeding a gajillion little gaping gullets, I just can't seem to find much sympathy. Don't even get me STARTED on the OPOSSUMS! There is a REASON they are stupid enough to get hit by cars! WHO actually BRINGS these babies IN!?? They are NOT cute, they are NOT sweet!!! They lunge and hiss at you...and at any possible opportunity will sink their razor sharp fangs into you. That and they smell like aboslute asshole! I'm sure in the past I would have rehabilitated any wildlife I found that seemed injured or incapacitated. Now I think I will slyly toss it in my neighbors yard so I won't have to see it suffer or just carry around some pink juice and put it out of its misery. Call me heartless but BZEM = 2 weeks of cleaning up opossum shit and shoving birds mouths full of wet cat food.
So first of all...next time you come across a little bird that seems incredibly helpless...LET freakin mother nature take its course!!! Before these past two weeks I was probably in your shoes...my heart would have gone out and I would have let out an "awwww", picked up the little thing and done my best to nurse it, etc. After seeing literally about 75 baby birds in the past 14 days from good samaratins such as my former self...I fully believe in the Darwinian natural selection theory. The first few were cute...now, after feeding a gajillion little gaping gullets, I just can't seem to find much sympathy. Don't even get me STARTED on the OPOSSUMS! There is a REASON they are stupid enough to get hit by cars! WHO actually BRINGS these babies IN!?? They are NOT cute, they are NOT sweet!!! They lunge and hiss at you...and at any possible opportunity will sink their razor sharp fangs into you. That and they smell like aboslute asshole! I'm sure in the past I would have rehabilitated any wildlife I found that seemed injured or incapacitated. Now I think I will slyly toss it in my neighbors yard so I won't have to see it suffer or just carry around some pink juice and put it out of its misery. Call me heartless but BZEM = 2 weeks of cleaning up opossum shit and shoving birds mouths full of wet cat food.
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